Riff off a stand-up routine I saw many moons ago - okay, sing along!:
"Seventy-six trombones led the big parade ... there was nobody else!"
"Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket ... AAAAIIIEEEEE!"
"Imagine me and you ... I don't."
"Every time it rains, it rains - that much is certain." (Borrowed from Brother Rick;-)
"I just called to say I lo - (click)"
Okay, not as funny as a good episode of "Scrubs" (never saw a bad one). But hopefully at least a smile;-)
2 comments:
"Imagine me and you ... I don't."
HAHA! I honestly laughed at that one. Thanks!
Thanks, Jake. Sometimes I think I missed my calling to be a stand-up comic. Naaaah....;-)
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