Monday, October 04, 2004

Hummer Bummer (or, Sorry, Jake...)

But the hundreds of times I send you things a month for your great blog start feeling like someone poking you in the ribs until you wanna bop them on the head.

So why not just do it myself? Why shouldn't I just tell the world (yeah right) when I, for example, open a Bon-Macy's mailing (they must come 2x a week!) and one of the infernal perfume deals that falls out is:

"Hummer: The Essence of Adventure. A New Fragrance for Men"/

Smells like plain ol' cologne to me. But the bottle is shaped like one of them cars;-)

So go ahead, call me a meany, Indian giver. But I wanna kick Bloggers' tires all by myself;-)

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